Damn girl, that's a lot of fattitude. Just another fatty girl doing the whole healthy living thing. I've lost 125lbs through diet and exercise. Still figuring out this crazy journey! Join me if you dare! <3
“No, I’ve got it.”
“Are you sure? I can give you a hand-jibber.”
“Yeah…just…let me do this. This is… weird.”
“Alright…I’ll be downstairs…”
Shit, do I put a seat belt around it? What if I get pulled over? How do I explain that time is of the essence? Sorry, officer – it’s a ‘MERGENCY! His jizz is about to expire.
The traffic is TERRIBLE. I get to work at…